…was a good day!

• I got a free book, thanks to an internet company sending me the wrong one!
• I went shopping in the bargin place near chester with Miss Wardle…it was amazing!
• Got a dress for the up coming wedding of Mr Hannah and Miss Fenton!!! Ahhhh! so exciting!
• Acted like very excited children in Fred Perry! ooooo designer!
• I ate Jelly beans
• And ended by watching the mighty boosh live…

but then England were…well cack! but im sure that Gareth will comment on that in the morn!!!!

okay…im here! I’m alive, the rapture hasn’t happened…not sure it ever will…o yer im getting all eschataological on you! he he! no excuses but hayley has been stressed with exams, essays, and partying to celebrate the end of both these things! but there is a reason why im posting… i want to tell you about an adventure that myself and miss emily warren had on wednesday…

There once were 2 young ladies who lived in the beatiful city of Chester. One of these young ladies was a ginger southener and the other a blonde northerner! they were random and decided one day that they would turn there hands to the wild and dangerous world of ice cream making. They started off on the dangerous journey to aldi, on the way the were nearly kidnapped by a guy in a van who was convinced he knew them and then due to emilys excitment they were nearly run over and the debated on whether they would get run over if they laid down in the middle of the road. They made it to there destination and brought all the ingredients plus some which they didnt need… i.e gerkins!

The great ice cream started to be made. it consisted of baileys, pieces of pancake, piece of chocolate and a little bit of honey. To cut a long story short… the ice cream was amazing… it was the best thing ever and beat nathans apple pie with a large large metal bible!!!!

Thought we hadn’t had one for a while and this pic from new years of The Retrosexuals plus ray and myself made me smile and wonder what on earth I could be saying!!

Happy new years to all you by the way!

Sitting in on a saturday night watching TV…you know im cool! However…

BB1 – Just the 2 of us

ITV 3 – Soapstar superstar

Channel 4 – Celebrity Big Brother

Is there no TV shows which don’t involve reality?? Is this the future of saturday night TV? Why do celebrities put themselves through this?? Strictly come dancing I can understand but these…I can’t. They are already famous for being good at something can’t they leave it there? Bring back Ant and Dec, or Noels house party! I loved that show!

Just seen “Dick Wittington Rock N Roll pantomine” it was amazing! I think on a serious level that we could learn a lot about how to live from pantomines. For example… when you meet someone you like (and is just as gorgeous and talented as you) you fall in love straight away and within the hour your married, so much easier than real life. Every time you want to express how you feel or just feel like it, you can burst into song and dance, and unlike real life no one laughs at you… THEY JOIN IN!… this doesn’t work normally, ive tried it. The clothes are amazingly over the top and guys wear legging and make up – this can only be a good thing for the comedy value. Everyone can sing, dance and act, and if anything bad is going to happen e.g someone is going to kidnap you, steal your gold, force you to marry them and live in a sewer then you get 100+ screaming at you not to do it! Now if thats not guidence and having someone watch out for your happiness I dont know what is.

Im now going to go and learn how to sing, dance and play at least 2 instruments… if you’re reading this laura ill be wanting trumpet lessons when i get back to uni!

Happy Christmas everyone! have fun, eat and drink lots and lots!

x x x x

O fun times!!!

more photos to make you feel chestive! o how london and edinbugh pale into insignificance next to Chester!

As many of you know I am studying the amazing subject that is theology! I was reading today for the seminar that I have coming up on the resurrection and one of the questions was…If Jesus’ bones were found in Palestine what would be left of the Christian faith?

So to all you budding theologians…What do you think?