- by Hayles
Over student lunch I was informed about the usefulness of onions in every situation, apparently (according to Miss Emma) with an onion in your mouth you can face anything that life throws at you…i never knew that onions were such amazing things!! he he!
- by Hayles
Seeing that there has been a teaming up of people on websites recently…(Team Gayley is of course the best) I have a great suggestion for another…Ruth and Paul so make me chuckle…(check out the comments on last post by me)…I think the Armstrongs need to go and give Phil hearts Kev and run for their money!
Also like to suggest that Borat and Tony Blair team up…that would make me chuckle muchly!
- by Hayles
oi oi!
ok…so its been ages, but with the lack of internet in my room, work, and other random stuff ive forgotten! so…from now on i promise 2 a week! starting with tomorrow…when i may have something witty to say, but probably not.
yours in christ
Hayley Cornwell
- by Hayles
So… it’s the 19th Feb and Chester CU mission week has started! Hurrah! Im soooo excited about this week, I know that God is going to do amazing things on campus through all the different activities that the CU has planned!
We need to recognise the importance of evangelism so much more in our everday lives. If we are really living a life for Christ and if he really does make the huge difference in our lives that we as christains proclaim that he does, then why aren’t we doing more to share him with everyone that we meet??? God’s an awesome, supreme, incredible God, and everyone needs to know that!
- by Hayles
…was a good day!
but then England were…well cack! but im sure that Gareth will comment on that in the morn!!!!
- by Hayles
okay…im here! I’m alive, the rapture hasn’t happened…not sure it ever will…o yer im getting all eschataological on you! he he! no excuses but hayley has been stressed with exams, essays, and partying to celebrate the end of both these things! but there is a reason why im posting… i want to tell you about an adventure that myself and miss emily warren had on wednesday…
There once were 2 young ladies who lived in the beatiful city of Chester. One of these young ladies was a ginger southener and the other a blonde northerner! they were random and decided one day that they would turn there hands to the wild and dangerous world of ice cream making. They started off on the dangerous journey to aldi, on the way the were nearly kidnapped by a guy in a van who was convinced he knew them and then due to emilys excitment they were nearly run over and the debated on whether they would get run over if they laid down in the middle of the road. They made it to there destination and brought all the ingredients plus some which they didnt need… i.e gerkins!
The great ice cream started to be made. it consisted of baileys, pieces of pancake, piece of chocolate and a little bit of honey. To cut a long story short… the ice cream was amazing… it was the best thing ever and beat nathans apple pie with a large large metal bible!!!!
- by Hayles
Thought we hadn’t had one for a while and this pic from new years of The Retrosexuals plus ray and myself made me smile and wonder what on earth I could be saying!!
Happy new years to all you by the way!
- by Hayles
Sitting in on a saturday night watching TV…you know im cool! However…
BB1 – Just the 2 of us
ITV 3 – Soapstar superstar
Channel 4 – Celebrity Big Brother
Is there no TV shows which don’t involve reality?? Is this the future of saturday night TV? Why do celebrities put themselves through this?? Strictly come dancing I can understand but these…I can’t. They are already famous for being good at something can’t they leave it there? Bring back Ant and Dec, or Noels house party! I loved that show!
- by Hayles
Just seen “Dick Wittington Rock N Roll pantomine” it was amazing! I think on a serious level that we could learn a lot about how to live from pantomines. For example… when you meet someone you like (and is just as gorgeous and talented as you) you fall in love straight away and within the hour your married, so much easier than real life. Every time you want to express how you feel or just feel like it, you can burst into song and dance, and unlike real life no one laughs at you… THEY JOIN IN!… this doesn’t work normally, ive tried it. The clothes are amazingly over the top and guys wear legging and make up – this can only be a good thing for the comedy value. Everyone can sing, dance and act, and if anything bad is going to happen e.g someone is going to kidnap you, steal your gold, force you to marry them and live in a sewer then you get 100+ screaming at you not to do it! Now if thats not guidence and having someone watch out for your happiness I dont know what is.
Im now going to go and learn how to sing, dance and play at least 2 instruments… if you’re reading this laura ill be wanting trumpet lessons when i get back to uni!
- by Hayles
Happy Christmas everyone! have fun, eat and drink lots and lots!
x x x x