Month: January 2007
Another caption competition!
- by Hayles
Thought we hadn’t had one for a while and this pic from new years of The Retrosexuals plus ray and myself made me smile and wonder what on earth I could be saying!!

Happy new years to all you by the way!
Fed up of celebrities on reality TV?
- by Hayles
Sitting in on a saturday night watching TV…you know im cool! However…
BB1 – Just the 2 of us
ITV 3 – Soapstar superstar
Channel 4 – Celebrity Big Brother
Is there no TV shows which don’t involve reality?? Is this the future of saturday night TV? Why do celebrities put themselves through this?? Strictly come dancing I can understand but these…I can’t. They are already famous for being good at something can’t they leave it there? Bring back Ant and Dec, or Noels house party! I loved that show!
If only life was a pantomine…
- by Hayles
Just seen “Dick Wittington Rock N Roll pantomine” it was amazing! I think on a serious level that we could learn a lot about how to live from pantomines. For example… when you meet someone you like (and is just as gorgeous and talented as you) you fall in love straight away and within the hour your married, so much easier than real life. Every time you want to express how you feel or just feel like it, you can burst into song and dance, and unlike real life no one laughs at you… THEY JOIN IN!… this doesn’t work normally, ive tried it. The clothes are amazingly over the top and guys wear legging and make up – this can only be a good thing for the comedy value. Everyone can sing, dance and act, and if anything bad is going to happen e.g someone is going to kidnap you, steal your gold, force you to marry them and live in a sewer then you get 100+ screaming at you not to do it! Now if thats not guidence and having someone watch out for your happiness I dont know what is.
Im now going to go and learn how to sing, dance and play at least 2 instruments… if you’re reading this laura ill be wanting trumpet lessons when i get back to uni!