Freshers flu is a myth… False…Im sooooo ill!

When you get to the Uni you’ll have internet in your room… FALSE…they lie!

As a student you’ll have loads of free time, and never have to work… False… I have the worst, fullest time table ever!

Girls out number boys by lots…True… at the chester it’s apparently 7 girls to 1 boy.

The SU bar is the best thing ever… False… it’s rubbish. 10,000 students and a bar that holds 400… you do the maths.