A belated Happy 21st Birthday for Kev for Tuesday just gone!
On Monday night we went out to celebrate little Kevvy becoming a man!
Whilst some were notable in their absence (Paul, The Baxter, Jon Bon Jovi, Jabba the Hutt and Teddy Sheringham to name but a few) but of us that did attend (Kev, me, Rach, Mark and Hannah) we had a brilliant time!
We started out for a few drinks in the Cricketers which is your typical Wetherspoons pub…the beer is very cheap but not all that spectacular and the bar staff remind you of robots. (BULLET POINT - Maybe they are Robots? Probably not but that would be cool if they were!)
Anyway after a few drinks talking about the usual pub conversation nonsense and reminiscing about times spent with Mark before he goes 
we decided to make a move and me, Kev and Rach made our way through town unto the wonderful nightclub that is Zest! Now Zest is pretty much the same as any club…there’s music played loud, lots and lots of alcohol and lots of guys trying to dance to pull a girl who has drunk twice her weight in WKD. But on Monday nights its a bit different, now the things I’ve just mentioned are all still there but two things change…the dress code becomes pretty much “wear what you like” and the music changes from generic clubbing music to a mix of punk, nu-metal, rock also with occasional cheesy pop songs as well.
So we got in without a hassle and walked our way through to the bar…and after waiting at least ten minutes to get a drink (in which time Kev missed dancing/trying to dance to what he calls his 2nd favourite song ever, “Let the Bodies hit the floor” by I can’t be bothered to have a look) we stood and tried to look cool near the dancefloor. Then I saw a familiar face…Johnny Driver…who works at eight and the first words out of this just turned 18 year old were…”Aren’t you a little old to be in here!” AAAAHHH!!! I’m 21 not 71!! When did I get so old??!! It has just snuck up on me!
So after that disappointment and a few bottles of average beer (all they did was Stella and Bud! Come on Zest! Get Becks!) we moved our way onto the dancefloor so that Kev could bust some moves! One of the first songs we heard on the dancefloor was the classic “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit and that was well fun! I had a feeling that most of the people there were in Primary School when it came out but it was still fun! When the song goes mental and into good old fashioned head banging bit, a mosh pit started and me and Kev kinda got caught in the middle of it…Rachel very quickly escaped but me and Kev decided to have a little fun so we really started going for it…every little punk that tried to shove me or Kev over…we would just stand em up and shove them over…made us laugh…at the end of the song and after a heavy duty mosh pit…me and Kev shock hands and said “I think we won that game!”
Later in the night, we saw the gay guy from Starbucks…you all have probably heard about the gay guy from Starbucks…he’s the guy that Mark was convinced that he was straight and his whole gayness was just an act to get women…but we found out that he actually is gay…and seeing him on Monday proved his homosexuality…he has more eye shadow on than maybe there was on all the other women in the place put together! On which seeing this, Kev said “How on earth did Mark think he was straight?!”
We then went back onto the dancefloor, enjoyed dancing to numerous songs, especially “Livin on a Prayer” by the legends that are Bon Jovi! and then as half one came, Me, Kev and Rach made our way home after celebrating a wicked 21st birthday with my main man Hollywood Hartwell!
