Its what we’re all thinking…

In life there are some questions that we’re all thinking but none of us ask for some reason…

I’d always known of some of them but on Saturday I received an email with loads of em…

So here goes…

Can you cry underwater?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just being murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie but ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is “bra” singular yet “pants” is plural?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do “The Alphabet song” and “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” have the same tune? (BULLET POINT - Yes, me and Hayley tried singing them both at the same time and they do have the same tune! Try it yourself!)
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your bum?
Have you ever noticed that when you blow air into a dog’s face, it gets mad at you, but when a dog is on a car ride, it sticks it’s head out of the window?

Monday, July 31st, 2006 Uncategorized

BULLET POINT I never cry, I am a man.
BULLET POINT You’ll never get assassinated Gareth. I might though.
BULLET POINT Round boxes don’t stack as nicely as square ones.
BULLET POINT In the olden bays, the slaves used to carry the luggage.
BULLET POINT When people say they “slept like a baby” they mean that they wet the bed 3 times, and had two meals during the night.
BULLET POINTDeaf people don’t go to court, they are incapable of crime.
BULLET POINT You’ll never be in a movie, or get on TV so don’t worry about it Gareth.
BULLET POINT No one has ever used those “pay to use” binoculars. They use the ones they stole from the theatre.
BULLET POINT Ever tried wearing one pant? Does not work.
BULLET POINT Yes, Morality is for morons. Lie, cheat and steal. It’s what all the cool kids do.
BULLET POINT Barney in plagiarism shocker. That’s why everybody hates him.
BULLET POINT An asteroid is a predominantly rocky body that orbits around its star. Piles (no matter how painful) are not made of rocks, they are made of blood vessels. Go see the doctor Gareth; He’ll give you some ointment.
BULLET POINT You’ve obviously never smelt your breath mate. I recommend Listerine twice daily and a tic-tac twice hourly.