It’s Competition Time!
I had great fun in the pub last night, with 3 great mates and my new swanky, rather sexy camera!
I ended up just taking photo after photo, after photo; like you do when you get a new camera. This may have seemed a bit pointless at the time, but there are a few classics which need captions. This not being one of my strong points (along with grammer) we at hayleycornwell.com have decided to put them to you.
So, here’s your first… have fun!

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“You can look now Kev, I’ve put my clothes back on…”
“I’m sorry Kev, but you’d be better off with somebody else…”
“Then Paul said “He’s fat because he’s blind!” “
Kev: “Enough with the Tesco jokes…PLEASE!”
“what’s that Kev, there’s treasure in the middle of nowhere somewhere, waiting to be found by a group of people camping, that might fund Phil’s GAP year..?”
“Don’t even get me started on Owen Hargreaves getting picked!”
“Kevs round!”
“Kev’s round!”
“What are you saying, Gareth, I’m ugly?”
“My eyes fall out if I lean forwards, so I have to do it like this”
“Then i said “I love you”…It’s not that funny Kev!”
What’s the prize for this competition?
A hug from Kev
But then again:
I’ve already got some of those!
“Gareth will you please stop telling me about Jesus…I’m already a Christian, stop trying to convert me!”
“Kev, I promise it’s not always going to be your round…but it is yours now”
“Kev, cover your eyes and ttry to guess which chord I’m miming.”
“Look Gareth, It doesn’t matter how many times you sing it, or even if you play air guitar along with it…I will never like ‘It’s Chico Time’!”
“Sorry Kev, I didn’t realise that was your pint.”
Do that one more time and you’ll be wearing Crug’s drink!
Gareth pours an invisible glass of acid over Kev’s face
“YOU WORK FOR ME NOW KEV!!!!!!!”
Is that actually Kevs arm??!
No, its prosthetic…
“My eyes, My eyes”
“Sorry mate, I swear i was aiming for your mouth!”
Now look here.
I pay my license fee, and I demand a better service. Don’t you know that Iamsparticus is closed until friday?
Post something!
“I promise Kev, I’ll stop talking about Peter Crouch if you watch me do the robot one last time”
“Lets go to Craig Pharpers!”
“I’m going to see Dave Grohl and you’re not!”