Archive for March, 2006

Arise Sir Tom

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Thomas Woodward or as we all know him “Tom Jones” was knighted today by the Queen.

The 65 year old son of a miner said that receiving the knighthood was a “great and humbling honour”.

Well done Tom!

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I knew him when he was nothing!

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Phil Green has made it!

As the new youth theology project director for the EVANGELIC ALLIANCE! he is now on their official interweb site!

And a picture of him!

Click here to find out more about his new project

or

Click here to laugh at his picture

and I knew him before he was a celeb!

WELL DONE PIPPY GREEN!!

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Where are they now?

Monday, March 27th, 2006

In the first of what could possibly be many (or maybe the first and only)

I, your humble writer, will delve into the wonder that is the interweb and find out “Where are they now?”

First up, we have the late 90’s boy band that was 5ive.

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5ive were a band consisting of SHOCK HORROR five guys; Scott Robinson, Ritchie Neville*, Sean Conlon, J (real name - Jason Brown) and Abs (real name - Richard Breen!!! Ha Ha Ha! No wonder he changed his name!)

5ive were created by Chris and Bob Herbert (The same guys who created The Spice Girls) who wanted to create a boy band-style group, but one that had “attitude and edge”

They went on to have eleven top ten hits, nine of which made the top five and three of them were the nation’s number one!

5ive however broke up on September the 27th in 2001, just choosing to say that they were “calling it a day”…Oh how all the fans cried!
But telling you about the superb band that is 5ive isn’t really what I’m here to do as I’m sure you all out there in interweb land remember how “great” 5ive were, what you really want to know is “Where are they now?”

SCOTT ROBINSON
The day after the break up of 5ive was announced, Scott married his childhood sweetheart Kerry Oaker and has a son with her. Scott went on tojoined a local Essex radio station “EssexFM” in 2002 for a few months as a radio DJ. He now currently stars in the theatre production, “Boogie Nights 2″
RITCHIE NEVILLE*
Ritchie Neville, who was quite famous for going out with Billie Piper before Chris Evans, has left pop music behind. He is now the lead singer of a band who compare their “sound” to that of The Red Hot Chili Peppers or The Smashing Pumpkins! Big claims! They have of yet, not found too much success
SEAN CONLON
Sean has almost completely disappeared from the entertainment scene, even Wikipedia has nothing after 5ive about him…Wherever he is, we at hayleycornwell.com wish him well
J (JASON BROWN)
J currently lives in North London, working outside of the music industry, although he is apparently (So Wikipedia tells me) still writing music. He reportedly enjoys travelling through Europe and since the group split up, J and Ritchie Neville, remaining friends, have taken frequent holidays together
ABS (RICHARD BREEN)
After 5ive, in November 2001, Abs went to Australia for the major pop festival Rumba! and performed on stage with boy band Blue. About a year after the breakup, Abs then went on to a solo career releasing a solo album, Abstract Theory in 2003 and having three top 10 singles in the UK

So there you have it, our first look into “Where are they now?”

Goodbye 5ive! Well all miss you!

Who we cover next is up to you!

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*BULLET POINT - Ritchie Neville is in fact no relation to Gary, Phil or Neville Neville

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The Next Big Things…

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Gareth and Hayley’s radio show is ready to go on air!

Taking up the Lunch time slot (we will take other time slots if neccessary) with such features as Walley’s Diary, One Night with Kev and Psalm or Song!
It will be a packed show that will have the nation gripped!

Gareth and Hayley will be bring something to the radio which has never been seen (technically heard) before! They are currently unsigned, but you could be very lucky to have them on your radio station! Snap ‘em up before someone else does!
Interested?

Email them at hayles_c@hotmail.co.uk

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BBC fights Blue Peter badge sales

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Shock, horror, people have been selling Blue Peter badges on Ebay! So now the BBC are trying to find a way which links each badge to it’s rightful owner.

“Blue Peter editor Richard Marson said: “We know how hard children work to earn a badge, and we are doing our best to ensure that this long-standing Blue Peter institution is not undermined.”

I dont wish to be misunderstood, for anyone that is able to gain a Blue Peter Badge in the correct way (of writing to the show or entering a compettion) should do so and not cheat by buying one.But I would guess that the majority of the people who buy the badges off the web are those who missed out on obtaining one whilst they were young enough to do so.

Now I have a feeling that if they gave Badges to those over the age of 16 then they would not be having this issue, because then those people who are resorting to buying the badges would instead write an interesting letter to the show and recieve one that was fully deserved.

Blue Peter Badge Scandel as repoted by BBC

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Chavtastic

Monday, March 27th, 2006

According to a recent survey, I Gareth John Verow am a whopping 70% chav!

WHAT!

I AM NOT A CHAV!

or am I?!

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The Chef Saga continued

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Matt Stone and Trey Parker (the guys who created and write, star, direct etc. etc. South Park) have exacted revenge on Isaac Hayes for quitting the show for their hilarious mocking of Scientology…

Okay so in the new show…

Chef (Isaac Hayes did not provide his voice for the show but they have used old recordings and mixed them together to create new lines) is brainwashed by a group called “The Super Adventure Club” which is a hidden but blatant reference to Scientology…

Chef returns after travelling the world with The Super Adventure Club and begins repeatedly telling the children that he wants to “make sweet love” to them…

The children take him to a pyschiatrist and then a strip club, where he remembers his love for women and is cured…

But he is brainwashed by The Super Adventure Club again…before falling off a bridge and being burned, stabbed by a lion and a grizzly bear…

BURN!!!

Then at his funeral, one of the children says: “A lot of us don’t agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days.

“Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us.

“But we can’t let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.”

 

What a vicious but somewhat sweet way of saying goodbye to Chef!

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Things that are funny at the time…

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Whilst being served in the pub last night I witnessed something which made me giggle hugely, I thought I would share it with you, but in the knowledge that these sorts of things are only actually funny if you are also there at the time and have witnessed it. Anyway…

Guy walks up to the bar, in the usual tracksuit, bling and hat jauntily set on one side of the head (lets call him Bob) and the Bar man says to him “Mate your hats about to fall off”, at which point ‘Bob’ hastily raises his hand to check if what the bar man had told him was true…. of cause it was BUT that’s how it’s ‘ment’ to be!

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Happy Birthday Sting!

Monday, March 20th, 2006

I would like to take the time to wish Steve “Sting” Borden a Happy Birthday!

Now for all you “losers” out there in interweb land who don’t know who Sting is…well shame on you!

Sting is a professional wrestler and was this humble writer’s favourite wrestler in his younger years.

Read all about Sting on the wonder that is Wikipedia

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STINGER!

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The Blue Peter Badge explained….

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

The Blue Peter badge is given to whose children (under the age of 16 [AGEIST]) for sending in things to the show such as competition entries or such like or writing to the show to tell of the marvellous this which they have done (though in a lot of cases they lie about what they have done to obtain the award i.e Mark Walley)

The badges come in a range of colours…

Blue - the normal one which the presenters wear (and that im wearing right now)

Silver - given to those who already have a badge and do something different to get this one!

Green - given to people who do something good for the enviroment

Competition - given to competition winners

Gold - given to people who have shown outstanding bravery and courage, or for people who have represented their country in an international event.

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